The Southern Crotch

It's that sacred area on a man, between his legs, where the denim of his jeans comes together to form a cross. This space is devoted to the beauty of looking up into the Southern Crotch.

If your married buddy drinks so much that he passes out on your couch, you are required by law to strip him. If he gets a hard-on, you must then suck him off to climax while he pretends to sleep.

(Source: big-cock-with-face, via strictlyinnocent)